Ooooouch! What.was.THAT?!!!   Wasn’t I sleeping? Oh my goodness! It feels like a street paver has just devoured the body of this mom of four! Wait, here it comes again!.... OUCH! (Back to sleep.) What WAS that?!! Now my size C (oh, okay… well, I’m lying… B) cup has been totally demolished and/or flattened to what resembles a pancake. Who needs a right breast anyway?  I didn’t think it was possible to do that to a body part outside a mammogram! Holy Cow! Here it comes again!... (Back to sleep… yet again!) Would somebody please wake me up! Finally, when I do awake and glance at the clock, it is only 12:46 a.m. Now, what I am finding wedged in my armpit is none other than our six year old, Levi’s ENORMOUS head! I must tell you, it is NO exaggeration that he has a head the size of those at Mt. Rushmore!  It's no wonder I have pancake boobs now! Wondering how he got here, I manage to drift back to slumber. Oh finally! My FAVorite part of the day! Ahhhh… resting with total and … [Read more...]